Wed-nes-day Fun-day

Hey you fine people. I see you there. Did you hear? It's Wednesday. And, that's also known as hump day. You know why? Because it's the middle of the week and the middle of the week is the perfect time for false innuendo. 

I'm just going to start writing sentences and end them with "if you know what I'm sayin", If you know what I'm sayin.

I love me some deep fried grilled cheese, if you know what I'm sayin.

I once broke my hand playing football, if you know what I'm sayin.

I'm really into Batman right now, if you know what I'm sayin.

To make a PB&J sandwich you need three things. 1)Peanutbutter 2)Jelly 3)Some bread, if you know what I'm sayin.

I just washed my hair in a sink, if you know what I'm sayin.

I haven't used my phone in a week, if you know what I'm sayin.

I think about what it's like to live in a car, if you know what I'm sayin.

I'm financially insolvent, if you know what I'm sayin.

Please GOD HELP ME, if you know what I'm sayin.